Remember that time back in high school when your girlfriend broke up with you for, like, a day, and you called all your friends to go clubbing, only to be met with “Er, it’s Tuesday night, dude”? That was the night you and your girlfriend promised never to be apart again. At least that’s what you’ll have to tell your friends when you nix their plans for a blowout in South Beach for a night singing Savage Garden’s greatest hits at Kasey’s Karaoke Kingdom with the bride and all her friends. You better hope she’s got some hot bridesmaids.
Extreme Sports Expedition
You were the consummate nerd growing up. While your friends were playing kickball and scheming on chicks by the jungle gym (just tell them you know Sailor Moon), you were rolling that 100-sided die with baited breath. When college came around, you befriended some dudes from the ski team because they liked your ALF T-shirt (they thought you were being ironic). Because they’re not into the idea of a bachelor party at Comic-Con, this is your chance to prove your manhood to them once and for all. Volcano boarding it is! And if things go horribly wrong (read: you fall into the volcano), at least your boys won’t have to return their tuxes.
Quiet Steak Dinner
This is probably your third marriage, so the whole Vegas thing seems stale to you (although you remain a big fan of the senior citizen’s discount at Caesars Palace). You spend your weekends tinkering with the birdhouse you built for the family of red-cockaded woodpeckers that live in your backyard while listening to one of your many Boston albums on vinyl (your personal favorite is the underrated Don’t Look Back). The only thing that makes you happier than eating a bone-in ribeye from your favorite steakhouse (yes, you have your own table, and, yes, they know you by name) is having your friends treat you to a bone-in ribeye at your favorite steakhouse.
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